May 14th, 2009
Battlefield Prayers
Odin tires of misdirected prayers from Midgard. Please stop with general solicitations and address your prayer to the god or goddess most capable of answering it. Unless it’s about battle, he doesn’t want to hear it. Pray to Odin for the sharpness of your axe, the swiftness of your bullet, or the hotness of your napalm, but direct physical ailment concerns, wealth requests, and pleas to make Uncle Eddie stop drinking to the other gods in the pantheon.
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