Some of you ladies out there might think it sounds cool to be married to Thor. After all, he is the God of Thunder, and a friend to man as well-loved per capita as any god in the entire history of religion.

But as a husband, Thor is a real handful. He drinks too much, snores incessantly, and worst of all, cheats on his wife with giant women.

Sif lets him get away with quite a bit. It’s not that she’s weak willed or afraid to confront him. But if she cut off his balls the entire religion might collapse.