The archangel suggests a brilliant plan to bury Halloween right next to the secrets of Stonehenge… a sneak attack on hell! First, angels sneak in through the volcanoes of Hawaii and Iceland, take out key communications centers throughout the abyss. Next, ground assault (well, underground assault) on hell itself. Next, nuke Hollywood. Next, angelic magistrates on earth, heavenly martial law!

Whew… glad someone is keeping tabs on these militant angels.

Norse gods back next week.