Odin and Friends

Freyja is jealous of the Christians. Every year at Christmas they give one another box after box filled with glorious treasures… new game consoles, snowmobiles, tiaras, and other treasures from the shopping malls of the earth. Meanwhile, up in Asgard, the gods exchange modest “yule gifts” — playing cards, warm clothes, candles, and other snoozables meant to provide comfort during the long winter. Which means if Freyja wants some new jewelry she has to get it the old fashioned way… by humping dwarves.