And then, there was one. Standing alone on the great plain of Vigrid, awash in blood. Despite losing over 500 comrades, our hero has not lost his lust for life. Unfortunately, reason will not work against a beast who lives only to eat, crap, and have unprotected sex with his siblings.

That’s it for the Odin and Friends version of the Two Towers. Tolkien it surely is not, but hopefully you’ve enjoyed this rare glimpse into the flora and fauna of Asgard. The battle that occurs there every spring when the snow melts may also be taking place in your own backyard right now.

Odin is back on Tuesday!