A recent survey of medieval deities found that 4/5 are in support of this prayer. I’m not one to offer religious advice, but you may wish to incorporate this prayer into your own system of worship…

Dear God, I have nothing to ask of you, only this massive pile of treasure to give you.

Assuming I’m not struck down by random lightning or in some other way killed, there’s plenty more where this case from.

Over and out, God. Best wishes ruling the world however you see fit.

– Human #183173818989341