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Power Metal

by on June 17, 2010 at 5:00 am
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A battered angel reports to Jesus. Dio has been taken by the Valkyries!

Jesus is getting tired of this kind of thing. The pagan gods are causing more trouble than pocket gophers (pocket gophers wreak havoc on heaven’s perfectly manicured lawns). What would Odin want with a metalhead like Dio anyway? That old buzzard hates electronic music of all kinds.

Jesus learns that the Valkyries delivered Dio straight to Alfheim. The elves there are still rabid for 80s power metal. Fkyeah.

This ends “the Dio cycle” of Odin and Friends cartoons. Rest in Peace, Ronnie James Dio. Next week, we resume the adventures of Loki and Baldur, who are currently rotting in Heimdall’s jail.

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Fight of the Valkyries

by on June 10, 2010 at 5:00 am
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The Valkyries have come to deliver Dio to the afterlife.

Angels and demons quake in fear. They are not trained to fight the winged creatures of other religions. Save us from the fury of the Norse women!

Splat. Crush. Plonk. Angel halos and demon horns float in pools of blood as the forest catches on fire.

Dio is surprised to find himself escaping both heaven and hell. But what fate awaits him now?

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Heavy Metal Punishment

by on June 1, 2010 at 5:00 am
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I remember when I used to go to religious classes and the sisters would tell us the truth about hell: “A lot of people don’t care if they go to hell because they think hell is going to be great; they think ‘I’m just going to go party with my friends,’ but it’s not like that, because the Bible says hell is a place of darkness where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'”

Well, what if the sisters were wrong and all the party dudes were right? What if hell really is a place where people go to listen to AC DC, drink beer, and have lots of group sex? Wouldn’t heaven have to intervene somehow to make sure people got their proper punishment?

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