Odin is ready to smash Loki’s skull for his completely travesty of Viking culture, Loki’s Lair, a gaudy amusement park built on the sacred battle plain of Vigrid where the Ragnarok is fated to take place.

Loki tries to seduce Odin with the fun park’s many diversions. But Odin is not interested in skeeball or pinball — and especially not shuffleboard.

But what about Viking foosball?