According to Elton John, “Saturday’s alright for fighting.” Eric the Red would certainly agree, but also suggest taking a bath, for Saturday in Old Norse was known as Laugardagr (washing day or bath day). So make sure you hop in the tub this weekend to wash off the giant blood and mead vomit and cultivate that lovely rose garden under your pits. Another better living tip for the MDV (Modern Day Viking) from Odin and Friends 🙂