Baldur tells his mother Frigg that he is gravely concerned about their family. Father Odin spends all his time brooding about the Ragnarok and hurling lightning bolts at innocent humans, while Thor and the other brothers are either drunk or out killing things. At home, the men sit around the table comparing trophy skulls and giant mistresses, and the women don’t seem to mind as long as there’s enough loot and treasure from recent raids to go around.

Frigg asks Baldur if he can think of what the family does as “retro” and paste a fake smile on his face. Baldur has already tried…