Freyja never intended on getting ravaged by a bunch of filthy dwarves, but when she saw the wondrous patterns of the shimmering gold choker, she knew it had to be hers. The dwarves of the Eddas are not the cute, good-natured creatures you find whistling through the forest in Snow White. Instead, they are inherently evil, live in the ground, and explode in the sunlight. They are considered maggots who developed human understanding. On the plus side, dwarves are expert craftsman capable of making cool magical weapons and jewelry stunning enough to seduce a smoking hot goddess.