July 17th, 2009
Of War and Ping Pong
Odin is concerned that if people associate the sacred battlefield Vigrid with fun, that they’ll never want to fight when the Ragnarok finally takes place.
Loki explains that the innocuous table games at his fun park actually bring out the violent nature of all creatures. Just yesterday three elves and six trolls died when fighting broke out over a game of air hockey. Loki spent the entire morning cleaning blood off the pinball machines.
Ping pong is coming next week… there will be war before you know it.
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