This comic may seem absurd, but about 10 years ago I saw a box fall off the back of a truck and explode in the street. The box was filled with string cheese, and people on the sidewalk started rushing the street and cutting off traffic to get at the free cheese. So the idea of pork rinds falling from the sky and folks fighting with one another to eat them is not completely unbelievable to me. And what better way for the God of Mischief to sabotage someone’s diet than to pelt them with delicious crunchy deep fried pork fat?

The cheese was pretty good, by the way.