I don’t know what this guy’s circumstances are, but I think it’s safe to say he would rather be nailing his johnson to a board instead of being in that mall right now. You are admiring, of course, the bassist from Vithram Blade in all of his behemoth glory. Check out more Vithram Blade comics here.
Today Vithram Blade shall point its amps to the sky and play music directly to Odin. Of course, there can be unintended consequences when one blasts 140 decibels into the clouds. You’ve heard how bass can cook an egg? Well, why not an entire bird? Not since Loki rained pork rinds has there been a meat storm like this.
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You have to admit, it would be pretty cool to see a metal concert on a Viking longship.
And for those of you wondering what Vithram Blade means:
Viking Thrash Metal Blackened with Death
Don’t worry about the fellas too much… they’re going be just fine after their little electrical mishap. Matter of fact, they already have something planned for next week…
Vithram Blade is an amazing tapestry of musical extremes in which viking and satanic imagery overlays a classic foundation of metal blackness with tones of death and sudden outbursts of both classic and progressive thrash.
And yes, Vithram Blade, like much metal, is an acquired taste.
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Vithram Blade… now in Iceland!