Maybe you thought you could fix anything with duct tape or WD-40. Well, folks, I’m here to let you know there is a simpler method, just follow this handy schematic. Conveniently enough, you can also use this chart to learn how to break anything too. You’re welcome!
From the Ynglinga Saga:
“… his men went without mailcoats, and were as frantic as dogs or wolves; they bit their shields and were as strong as bears or boars; they slew men but neither fire nor iron could hurt them. This is known as ‘running berserk’.”
Nothing about any condiments here, but I prefer mine with wild mustard! The only thing more dangerous than an enraged berserker is a hungry one.
Anyone who works on a house or a car knows that sometimes you need just the right tool for the job. Well, the same goes for dealing with giants, and as Thor can testify, nothing beats a good war hammer. Unfortunately, even the impressive nutbuster featured in this comic would barely reach the kneecaps of most of those odious creatures.
Along with seasickness, carpal tunnel syndrome is one of the largely underappreciated occupational hazards of being a Viking. Fortunately, taking a few simple preventive steps can keep you safe from “the ax-man’s curse”. Make sure to relax your grip, take frequent breaks, and maintain good posture when chopping and slaying.
I think Odin could have placed the missile defense system a little further down valley, but who knows.
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