Odin BookNo television for the physically unfit? I think the idea may have some merit, at least for those of us who don’t have a medical excuse. I mean, a good medical excuse. Seems like everyone has a medical excuse nowadays for just about everything. Fortunately, I don’t watch television, so I can continue to eat Cheez-Its on the couch while reading comic books. Wait a sec — I don’t have a couch either. I only wish I was lying to you!

More laws on Thursday. They only get worse from here.