Could Midgard’s energy problems be solved by extracting the blood of the Einherjar warriors from below Valhalla? Alcohol burns, right?
Global Warming is special 10 episode mini-series. Start here!
Probably best this way. I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t looking forward to Polar Bear Wrestling and the Ordeal of the Flaming Log (see last week’s cartoons).
Planetary Colonization Schedule:
Moon Base – 2015.
Mars Base, Venus Base – 2020 (two teams, friendly competition; first team who makes it gets a year of free oxygen).
Jupiter Base, Mercury Base – 2025 (establishing colonies on moons of gaseous giants counts as success).
Saturn Base – 2030.
Uranus Base – 2035.
Neptune Base – 2040.
Pluto Base (Pluto is still a planet) – 2045.
Planet X – 2050. Bonus points for killing Rodan.
Let’s get it on!
The Ordeal of the Flaming Log. Giant Baiting. Polar Bear Wrestling. Trial by Liquid Metal. I will leave the details of these ominous tests to your imagination!
No television for the physically unfit? I think the idea may have some merit, at least for those of us who don’t have a medical excuse. I mean, a good medical excuse. Seems like everyone has a medical excuse nowadays for just about everything. Fortunately, I don’t watch television, so I can continue to eat Cheez-Its on the couch while reading comic books. Wait a sec — I don’t have a couch either. I only wish I was lying to you!
More laws on Thursday. They only get worse from here.
Woohoo! New laws for humanity coming soon. Finally, a reason to climb out of the muck! Order and meaning are just around the corner. Tune in next week, let’s see what Odin has in store…
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