I remember when I used to go to religious classes and the sisters would tell us the truth about hell: “A lot of people don’t care if they go to hell because they think hell is going to be great; they think ‘I’m just going to go party with my friends,’ but it’s not like that, because the Bible says hell is a place of darkness where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'”

Well, what if the sisters were wrong and all the party dudes were right? What if hell really is a place where people go to listen to AC DC, drink beer, and have lots of group sex? Wouldn’t heaven have to intervene somehow to make sure people got their proper punishment?