Odin and Friends

And then, there was one. Standing alone on the great plain of Vigrid, awash in blood. Despite losing over 500 comrades, our hero has not lost his lust for life. Unfortunately, reason will not work against a beast who lives only to eat, crap, and have unprotected sex with his siblings.

That’s it for the Odin and Friends version of the Two Towers. Tolkien it surely is not, but hopefully you’ve enjoyed this rare glimpse into the flora and fauna of Asgard. The battle that occurs there every spring when the snow melts may also be taking place in your own backyard right now.

Odin is back on Tuesday!

The salad bar is open! Let the battle begin! For Odin!

Unfortunately, there are distinct disadvantages to being a glacier lilly on the battlefield. Lack of mobility is one of them. It’s tough to stand around and watch your kinsmen be eaten alive when you are rooted to the ground.

Revenge can be a generational thing. Last year one brave glacier lilly faced the Giant Beast of the Cloudberry Bush by himself. Sadly he was devoured and carried away by Valkyries to the salad bar at Valhalla. But now the seed of his stamen has risen from the ground to seek revenge! And with him, many brothers in arms.

Now if he can only keep from getting stepped on before that darn rabbit shows up we might have a fight worth watching!