Here we go again. 2012 is coming, the Mayan Apocalypse. Ho hum.

Don’t people realize the day is coming when the Aesir gods will battle the giants and tear the world apart? Even if the Mayan Doomsday were to take place, it would seem like a mere stomach ache compared to the life-ending attack of parasitic jungle diarrhea that is the Ragnarok.

If people had any idea what really in store for them, they would spend a lot less time watching 2012 specials on television and a lot more honing their skills with edged weapons.