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Diarrhea Doomsday

by on July 14, 2011 at 5:00 am
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Here we go again. 2012 is coming, the Mayan Apocalypse. Ho hum.

Don’t people realize the day is coming when the Aesir gods will battle the giants and tear the world apart? Even if the Mayan Doomsday were to take place, it would seem like a mere stomach ache compared to the life-ending attack of parasitic jungle diarrhea that is the Ragnarok.

If people had any idea what really in store for them, they would spend a lot less time watching 2012 specials on television and a lot more honing their skills with edged weapons.

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Jilted by Jesus

by on June 21, 2011 at 5:00 am
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Well, Harold Camping and the Family Radio Network folks didn’t get the apocalypse they wanted, but they managed to give the mainstream, Beast-influenced, secular media something to blab about both before and after the May 21 Rapture.

Frankly, I’ve been pretty down on the world ending since Y2K turned out to be nothing but job security for computer programmers who had to fix all that calendar code (I got a little work out it, can’t complain too much). Oh, yeah — I heard a soda machine failed somewhere in Australia.

Not sure how many of Camping’s followers have turned to Odin in the wake of his failed prophesy, but there must be one or two. When it comes to the apocalypse, nothing beats the Ragnarok.

Enjoy the house while it lasts, atheist neighbors.

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