Oh no! The pesky Vikings are out again, scaring the neighborhood with their doomsday tales and trying to convert people to their medieval ways.
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Here we go again. 2012 is coming, the Mayan Apocalypse. Ho hum.
Don’t people realize the day is coming when the Aesir gods will battle the giants and tear the world apart? Even if the Mayan Doomsday were to take place, it would seem like a mere stomach ache compared to the life-ending attack of parasitic jungle diarrhea that is the Ragnarok.
If people had any idea what really in store for them, they would spend a lot less time watching 2012 specials on television and a lot more honing their skills with edged weapons.
The end of the world is way overdue. Christianity and the Norse religion both anticipate a terrible apocalypse. Why don’t both groups work together? World serpent and flying scorpions, fire giants and many-headed beast, Fenris wolf and the creepy little kid from the Omen movies… IT WILL BE THE BEST APOCALYPSE EVER.
Let me repeat that:
THE BEST APOCALYPSE EVER IS COMING FOR YOU WICKED SINNER SINNER IF YOU DO NOT REPENT IN THE NAME OF JESU-THOR.
Sorry, folks — I’m a little off my rocker today. For some reason it only feels correct to write doomsday proclamations in capital letters. Try it yourself sometime and you’ll see what I mean!
