Put Christ back in Christmas.

Jesus is the reason for the season.

It’s not “winter holiday” – it’s our holiday.

Down with “holiday songs,” up with “Christmas carols.”

Boycott the Gap for not advertising in the name of our Lord.

Ham for everyone.

Outlaw dradle spinning in school.

Put the kabosh on Kwanzaa.

Doesn’t it just make you want to barf?

Hail Odin!