Loki has to make reparations to Santa for killing four of his reindeer and a couple of his elves. Even worse… he has to return his new “night light”. Which is just as well since the thing is really starting to reek. After all, Loki is the God of Mischief, not the God of Tannery.
Hugin and Mugin tell Odin everything he needs to know. There is not a slaughtering or slaying that escapes him.
It’s not the kill that excites Loki, it’s the thrill of the chase. Nah, that’s a lie as well. It’s the kill. Loki really enjoyed throwing that hand grenade into Santa’s reindeer corral.
Tis the season… for mayhem. Reindeer Games is a six part mini holiday saga adventure series starting now!
The archangel suggests a brilliant plan to bury Halloween right next to the secrets of Stonehenge… a sneak attack on hell! First, angels sneak in through the volcanoes of Hawaii and Iceland, take out key communications centers throughout the abyss. Next, ground assault (well, underground assault) on hell itself. Next, nuke Hollywood. Next, angelic magistrates on earth, heavenly martial law!
Whew… glad someone is keeping tabs on these militant angels.
Norse gods back next week.
Freyja is jealous of the Christians. Every year at Christmas they give one another box after box filled with glorious treasures… new game consoles, snowmobiles, tiaras, and other treasures from the shopping malls of the earth. Meanwhile, up in Asgard, the gods exchange modest “yule gifts” — playing cards, warm clothes, candles, and other snoozables meant to provide comfort during the long winter. Which means if Freyja wants some new jewelry she has to get it the old fashioned way… by humping dwarves.
Odin has organized a little holiday exchange with giants. Freyja knows the giants are loaded, so she’s looking forward to getting some new gold on her fingers and silver around her neck. Odin, however, said nothing about exchanging presents.
Not many people realize that most Christmas traditions were adopted from pagan society. During the Saturnalia, people roamed the streets drunk and naked, singing blessings to Saturn, the fertility god. Nowadays, Christmas carolers wear six layers of clothing and badger people on their doorsteps with songs about disgusting pudding concoctions and sleigh riding. Yeah, things have gone kind of downhill over the last 2000 years.
Put Christ back in Christmas.
Jesus is the reason for the season.
It’s not “winter holiday” – it’s our holiday.
Down with “holiday songs,” up with “Christmas carols.”
Boycott the Gap for not advertising in the name of our Lord.
Ham for everyone.
Outlaw dradle spinning in school.
Put the kabosh on Kwanzaa.
Doesn’t it just make you want to barf?
Hail Odin!
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