The horrors of Jotunheim are huge not only in number, but in size. Woe to ye who underestimates the towering terrors of Giant Land, where even the cutest duckling becomes a disciple of death.
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The gods don’t like it when their magical weapons run wild. When they come home after a night on the town dripping with blood and brains. They say their magical weapons are short sighted and too single minded to make their own decisions. Mjolnir disagrees…
He follows a very simple and elegant philosophy: The Way of the Hammer.
If it moves, smash it!
Some of you ladies out there might think it sounds cool to be married to Thor. After all, he is the God of Thunder, and a friend to man as well-loved per capita as any god in the entire history of religion.
But as a husband, Thor is a real handful. He drinks too much, snores incessantly, and worst of all, cheats on his wife with giant women.
Sif lets him get away with quite a bit. It’s not that she’s weak willed or afraid to confront him. But if she cut off his balls the entire religion might collapse.
