The social system in Giant Land is being flooded with mutant children. The sons of Odin delight in slaughtering giant males but have no compunctions about impregnating giant women. But of course they are nowhere to be found once the crossbred monster is born. Thor of course is the biggest culprit. Mimir suggests he put a sock on pickle before his next ride on a tuba tanker. I mean, should the gods really be above contraception?
Some of you ladies out there might think it sounds cool to be married to Thor. After all, he is the God of Thunder, and a friend to man as well-loved per capita as any god in the entire history of religion.
But as a husband, Thor is a real handful. He drinks too much, snores incessantly, and worst of all, cheats on his wife with giant women.
Sif lets him get away with quite a bit. It’s not that she’s weak willed or afraid to confront him. But if she cut off his balls the entire religion might collapse.
So what if Thor likes big women?
Like, really big women.
Women so big, they might be giants.
Women so big, they in fact are giants.
Although the Aesir might talk endless smack about their giantly neighbors in Jotunheim, when you read the Eddas, there’s scarcely a god that hasn’t snuck over the mountains to frolick in the fjord with a BBW.
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