Freedom Flight
on November 21, 2017
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Let’s face it, that greased-log-and-boat theory is a little dull compared to what else is out there to explain how those giant stones got from distant locations to present day Stonehenge. Personally, I like the idea of bearded forest people casting spells to raise the stones and then ushering them through the air to their final resting places. Plus two for levitation.
I don’t think the Magical Science of Beardcraft has ever been completely explained. Overshadowed by necromancy, alchemy, and doing horrible things to turtles, Beardcraft has been mostly lost to obscurity along with those myths and stories that never found their way into the Eddas.
Baldur is fascinated with Sif’s magical hair… a veritable museum of artifacts, fossils, and antiques, and longs to take another trip inside.
Sif is agreeable, but not without a price…
Baldur explores the magical world of Sif’s hair. His travels lead him an area filled with long lost books and other literary works.
A lost novel by Hemingway…
Another erotic book by Lynne Cheney…
And what is written on those ancient stone tablets?
Baldur explores Sif’s hair, a fantastic extra-dimensional realm of limitless storage space. Once again, impressive craftsmanship by the dwarves!
An old anvil, a berserker bearskin, a viking longship…. these are just a few of the things inside.
A lost Russian satellite, a dessicated brontosaurus, the lost civilization the Mayans… what is Sif going to do with all this stuff?
Baldur asks Sif is she has seen his lost soccer ball. She hasn’t, but she invites Baldur to look inside her magical hair.
As Baldur stares into her hairy portal, he is overcome with fear. What are these strange tingles and sensations rising up inside him?
Some of you ladies out there might think it sounds cool to be married to Thor. After all, he is the God of Thunder, and a friend to man as well-loved per capita as any god in the entire history of religion.
But as a husband, Thor is a real handful. He drinks too much, snores incessantly, and worst of all, cheats on his wife with giant women.
Sif lets him get away with quite a bit. It’s not that she’s weak willed or afraid to confront him. But if she cut off his balls the entire religion might collapse.
Besides awesome hair, some sources credit Sif with being able to see into the future. Most of these sources are from the modern day — neo pagan enhancements of the old myths. There is no mention Sif’s ability to see into the future in the Eddas.
But so what? Sif runs with it anyway. She can even look into your future. Let her call upon the powers of clairvoyance locked within her beautiful golden curls…
Sif is Thor’s wife, best known in the pantheon for her awesome shock of magical golden hair.
Many winters ago, Loki cut off Sif’s lovely blonde hair as a practical joke. When Thor threatened to bash in Loki’s brains, Loki had some dwarves make Sif some new, magical hair. The hair looked kind of like a wig, but when Sif put it on, the hair fastened to her head and became the real deal — except this time it wasn’t just gold in color, it was real gold!
At first Sif didn’t like her new doo, since hair made out of gold is such a bitch to wash. But then she realized… hey, she’s got magic hair!
